The stages of getting over a fictional character

1.Anger

Why did the writer do this?WHY???That b*tch!

2.Denial

No no no no NO.This can't be true. It just CAN'T.It's not fair!

3.The Breakdown

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

4. Recovery

It's not okay. But the worst part is gone.

5. Acceptance

It happened. I'll just get through it.

And then a new book appears. And you go all over again.