Aries: “I’m going to end up in jail or working at Olive Garden, either way endless salads being tossed.”
Taurus: “I cheated on all my exams. #Kony2012”
Gemini: “A potato hath flown around my room before you cometh.” - William Shakespeare
Cancer: “You’re all going to regret not dating me in High school.”
Leo: “Hannah Montana says that nobody is perfect, but yet here I am.”
Virgo: “If a man does not have sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can be lost In the sauce.” - Gucci Mane
Libra: “I spent 113,880 hours of my life to receive a piece of paper and a handshake.”
Scorpio: “I should’ve burned this place to the ground when I had a chance.” - Michael Scott
Sagittarius: “Live savage not average.”
Capricorn: “Any size pizza is a personal size pizza if you try.”
Aquarius: “Sometimes when my neighbor is gone, I roll around in her garden and pretend I’m a carrot.”
Pisces: “This wasn’t like High School Musical at all.”
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